teenage mutant ninja turtleneck!

Written by: Rodgers/Schuster/DePuy

The chimpanzees are calling out their beef with all the gods

The wildebeests are falling down, ‘cause every one got shot

There ain’t much rhyme or reason to the way that these things go

But we hope you have enjoyed the show

The astronauts have lifted about halfway into space

The argonauts have lifted their allegiances to Bane

Aquaman is drowning and our spirits are all low

But we hope you have enjoyed the show

If you only gave them all a chance

Everybody in the world could make you dance

But you just turned and walked away

Well, you just can’t come back another day

So while you’re swimming in this mess

MIght as well go ahead now, take another guess

And if the purpose becomes clear

You’re probably anywhere but here